Recently I suggested that I should create my own town. I've watched my kids play SimCity, it's not that hard. I want to create my own town to keep out those people who bring me down, make me feel inadequate, or are just plain stupid! I actually thought it'd be a town with a population of one but I soon discovered other folks liked the idea or had also thought of doing the same thing. It would be by invitation only and some people might be surprised that when they went to their mailbox it would not contain their invitation. One criteria is a must and not possessing it will get you kicked out of my town in pretty short order and that's a good sense of humor. We're gonna laugh in my town, we're gonna have a good time, and you know what we're gonna be nice to each other and we're not taking anything too seriously! You're welcome to join us. As you see there are still some openings.....pack your bags and your sense of humor. And remember in my town we use M&Ms for currency.......Now what shall we name this town?
Friend Job
Myra H. Baker, specialty: wood fired oven
baked pizzas
Vacant Candlestick maker
Jennifer T. Lounge singer, former DWS
contestant and town celebrity
Troy T and Michael G II Security (please pretend you're
of them.)
Emily M. Lifeguard...Baywatch part 2
Sue H. Grandma's Daycare
Tracey L. Petsitter and wine provider/drinker
Margaret H. School nurse, herbal expert,
inspirational cheerleader
Karen C. Chipotle.....need I say more?
Yari M. Self-Pro claimed Mexican't.......but
she's fun.
Irene Diversity expert and resident
Mexican and quilter
Lynda H. Princess Parade Coordinator
(every Friday, mandatory)
Pamela S. Because everyone needs another
weird friend ;)
Lisa F, Chris D, and Julie W Jamestown!, that's the only reason
they need!
Andrea V. childhood friend,everyone needs 1
and yoga teacher
Kristy G. Will check to make sure everyone
brought their sense of humor
Tara G. She will inform folks if they have
been invited/uninvited
Jim D. Store manager, Princess jet
mechanic, bouncer, and
on call pastor (I may need
him at a moment's notice)
Evelyn G. Jim's keeper and pecan maker!
(even if she's an Eagles fan)
Charles G. tiara polisher
Lisa C., Eleilia P. and Jennifer B. because they asked
Julie B. sportscaster and Nick Swisher fan
club president, and my Cousin!
Rhonda C. She has wine!
Rachel D. Resident blackmailer
Angie D. Political advisor, babysitter, wine
vintner
Scott D Brewmaster
Mariela Puerto Rican adviser, love the
diversity!
Ginette S. and Kayla She's the sweetest person I know!
Don S. Garbage Man and town Jester
Nancy A. Womens' fire dept chief
Michael B. Escort for his dad, he's family!
Denise D. Niceness control officer
Bonni C. Princess's personal photographer
Kathryn Wedding,
she's declared a death free zone
Sean Fisher Sean Fisher, that's enough
My sister and Bro-in-law Village idiots, that's what they
wanted!
Amanda J. Pub owner, Scottish expert!
Marisa O. who else is going to drink wine
with me?
Angela P. Mother of the bride!
Chris D. Princess clothes designer
Cari L. Decorator extraordinaire
Lori. O Owner and proprietor of the the
town clothing store
I need a chef and someone to brew a mean cup of coffee....anyone?
There are many people missing from this roster but I can add them as soon as they let me know what they would like to do. I hope I didn't forget anyone. The point is I wish I could pick who I live near. I wish I could only say hello and would never have to say good bye. Until I am a multi-millionaire with that kind of power, I'll just have to deal with those who try my patience, who make me feel less valued than I know I really am and I'll continue to make new friends and keep the old.
I would like to be the royal jeweler and coffee maker - I drink enough of the stuff I must be decent at it by now :-)
ReplyDeleteAwww I am honored to be included and I like the name Missysippi just fine. :D Or is that the state? How about Missysippi in the state of Wellbeing?
ReplyDeleteNot much of a cook or coffee maker. Please ma'am may I still be a resident of your town? If you'll have me I could be the chief dog walker and child hugger.
ReplyDeleteI am honored to have two jobs! I also drink wine very well and feel I must be included in that! You need a third to drink "Menage a Trois"
ReplyDeleteI think Mark should be your chef, breadmaker/baker and brewery owner. :)
ReplyDeleteOops, you already have a brewmaster. Chef and baker will have to do. I am applying to be the town librarian. The only qualification I have is that I like to read. Is that good enough?
ReplyDeleteI am a great 'reheater' and 'order mean take-out' but lack any real cooking skills. Can I still be a cook? :) Or a happy shopper. Now, I can spend some mean cashola!!! Ask Greg if you need a reference!!! Jenny
ReplyDeleteI changed my mind-the town can be Missyssippi in the great state of Euphoria! Has a much better ring to it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have come up with "our national anthem". "What a Wonderful World". :D
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